Lopez vs Lopez • 01x21 - Lopez vs Bucket Crabs
[upbeat saxophone music]- You're late.I didn't invest inLop-E.Z. Movers to lose money.Didn't you put this clientmeeting in your calendar?- I don't have a calendar.On the day of a move, I geta call...
View ArticleLopez vs Lopez • 01x22 - Lopez vs Last Call
[upbeat saxophone music]Good morning, George.Why are you yelling at me?Do you remember what you didlast night?Uh, went outfor a few drinks,so you know I don't.Luckily, we have Ring camerafootage to...
View ArticleLopez vs Lopez • 02x01 - Lopez vs Sobriety
[w*r'S "LOW RIDER"]And now,standing 5'10", weighingin at "I'm too scared to guess"pounds, and five weeks sober today,George Lopez!That's right, I cando the alphabet backwards.A, B, C, D, E...- [GEORGE...
View ArticleLopez vs Lopez • 02x02 - Lopez vs Moving On
[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]I parked on your flowers again.Now that I'm sober,I'm not used to drivingwith both eyes open.Oscar will plant you some new ones.I will plant you something green.I cannot...
View ArticleLopez vs Lopez • 02x03 - Lopez vs Swap Meet
[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]Is the TV still broken?If it wasn't, I'd be watching it.You know what that means, Mayan.Edward James Olmos Playhousepresents "Chicano Minds."- Action!- Hey![IN NEW YORK ACCENT]...
View ArticleLopez vs Lopez • 02x04 - Lopez vs Pizza
[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]- [PHONE RINGS]- Lop-EZ Movers.Me hablo español if you speak slowly.Oh, you want to rescheduleyour Wednesday move?Yeah, we can do Thursday.Oh, great. Oh.You're...
View ArticleLopez vs Lopez • 02x05 - Lopez vs Let It Go
'Bout time.You said I only had to babysitOscar for three hours.Where were you guys?I'm on step nine of AA, making amends.So Momo's been drivingme around to apologize.Oh, I'm calling it my Eras tour.My...
View ArticleLopez vs Lopez • 02x06 - Lopez vs Raider Nation
[UPBEAT SAXOPHONE MUSIC]Hey, you excited to set upyour very first savings account, Gordo?Doing chores ain't easy,but I do it for the bread.I'm a hustler, Daddy.George, are you also excited to set...
View ArticleLopez vs Lopez • 02x07 - Lopez vs Dreams
Thank you for fixingmy sink, George.No problem.I guess your fancylawyer boyfriendisn't good with his hands, huh?Just his feet fromchasing those ambulances.Josué's hands are goodfor other...
View ArticleLopez vs Lopez • 02x08 - Lopez vs Lisa
[upbeat saxophone music]All right, this lookslike half a day's work,so I say we chargefor two days.What do you think, Dad?[humming softly]Dad, should we chargethe client for two days?Two days, a week,...
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